There really is no point in you doing the tasks for me. If I’ve disrupted your peace this much (when I didn’t even have a chance to speak anyway), then you can just return everything back to me through the way that you said you were going to.
As if it matters anymore, I don’t know anyone who can trust themselves enough to clean your shoes. I’m really sorry.
Task Two: Your Own Logo!
This task was struck out because… it involves you actually having to sit down with me and talking to me.
Task Three: Creating Your Own Media Kit!
This was struck out for the same reason directly above.
Running Task List
You don’t have to do these, as I said above. I also struck out things on the list because, again, I don’t want to disrupt any more of your peace than I already did because those tasks required collaboration between both of us. You can just give everything back to me so I don’t have to linger any more than I already am. If you feel indebted because this is what we agreed to, I whittled down the task list to what you owe me for the things you got for your trip to Europe, and set your hourly rate to $20 (we went over by the time we got to buying your flats from Tory Burch, but I didn’t really want to say anything).
Have fun in Europe.
PS - You don’t have to pay me back for the BTS merch. Because… giving me the money back would require you to intently see me again. If you still obligated to, just take the money from when you get another job down the road and donate it to a non-profit. Pay me back by paying it forward.
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